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Apr. 2nd, 2025 05:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
purplexingYou're conversing with Donatello-
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Date: 2026-03-25 06:05 pm (UTC)When we first met her, we thought she was human. But that was when we found out there was an entire hotel of what we thought were mutants at the time, operating in New York like a normal business. They hid their actual appearance with these devices called cloaking brooches.
Big Mama is very much a massive spider. The 'Big' part of her name is not merely a title of her boss status.
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Date: 2026-03-25 08:30 pm (UTC)[Not so much the Big part. Edward is very regular sized man spider.]
How big is she?
[Feel free to insert a 'yo mama' joke here. Introduce the man to some late twentieth century teen humour.]
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Date: 2026-03-25 08:53 pm (UTC)Well, she's pretty petite in her human guise. A little shorter than Mikey now?
[Only because Mikey's grown an inch or two at least since.]
But in her yōkai form she's...maybe a little taller than six feet and just as wide because her lower body and arms are huge.
[He would if he felt he could pull it off without sounding terribly lame, but he also anticipates that he'd have to explain the whole thing.]
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Date: 2026-03-26 08:19 pm (UTC)[That's one big spider.]
Perhaps she's based on a tarantula. I do have to say, I wouldn't be opposed to having stronger, larger legs in the spider body. The blasted things are far too fragile.
[As Donnie well knows!]
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Date: 2026-03-27 04:48 am (UTC)Well...maybe loosely? But there is nothing dainty about her. To be fair, I don't think she exudes anything normal-spider-wise. She's definitely proven very durable.
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Date: 2026-03-27 01:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2026-03-27 05:20 pm (UTC)Doesn't mean she can't fight though. But why her hands dirty if she can have other people do it for her?
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Date: 2026-03-28 04:30 pm (UTC)Sounds like some generals I've been commanded by.
[You have to know by now what's coming next, Donnie...]
What's a demolition derby?
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Date: 2026-03-28 05:09 pm (UTC)Well, basically it's a bunch of people driving their tricked out vehicles in a ring with the purpose of trying to take each other out.
...for the record, it was not my idea to take part in this.
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Date: 2026-03-28 05:11 pm (UTC)That sounds awesome.
Do you think we could get some of the broken cars here working and have one?
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Date: 2026-03-28 05:23 pm (UTC)Donnie lets out a laugh.]
Possibly? I mean, it's not a quiet sport by any means so I don't know how people would feel about potentially drawing unwanted attention.
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Date: 2026-03-30 11:36 am (UTC)I imagine if we did it within the protection of the convoy it would be fine. Perhaps we should wait until Nirvana, though.
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Date: 2026-03-30 05:12 pm (UTC)...but hey, when we manage to save this world, maybe we can hold one big demolition derby in celebration.