INBOX // ROUTE 666

[purplexing]

You're conversing with Donatello-

Juuuust not this exact second. Please rank your call by number of priority and I'll get back to you accordingly.

1 - A technical emergency

2 - General inquiry

3 - Miscellaneous

Comments

[purplexing]

Kind of?

Well, she's pretty petite in her human guise. A little shorter than Mikey now?

[Only because Mikey's grown an inch or two at least since.]

But in her yōkai form she's...maybe a little taller than six feet and just as wide because her lower body and arms are huge.

[He would if he felt he could pull it off without sounding terribly lame, but he also anticipates that he'd have to explain the whole thing.]

[propatriamori]

Heavens!

[That's one big spider.]

Perhaps she's based on a tarantula. I do have to say, I wouldn't be opposed to having stronger, larger legs in the spider body. The blasted things are far too fragile.

[As Donnie well knows!]

[purplexing]

Haha, yeah.

Well...maybe loosely? But there is nothing dainty about her. To be fair, I don't think she exudes anything normal-spider-wise. She's definitely proven very durable.

[propatriamori]

Does she ever join the Battle Nexus herself?

[purplexing]

She does not, so far as I know, but she has joined a demolition derby Mikey, dad and I were once in.

Doesn't mean she can't fight though. But why her hands dirty if she can have other people do it for her?

[propatriamori]

[Edward sighs.]

Sounds like some generals I've been commanded by.

[You have to know by now what's coming next, Donnie...]

What's a demolition derby?

[purplexing]

[Oh, he anticipated this. Donnie chuckles dryly, wondering what Edward's opinion of American car sports might be.]

Well, basically it's a bunch of people driving their tricked out vehicles in a ring with the purpose of trying to take each other out.

...for the record, it was not my idea to take part in this.

[propatriamori]

[Edward about to reveal why he's friends with Leo and Raph in three, two, one...]

That sounds awesome.

Do you think we could get some of the broken cars here working and have one?

[purplexing]

[This man never ceases to surprise him.

Donnie lets out a laugh.]

Possibly? I mean, it's not a quiet sport by any means so I don't know how people would feel about potentially drawing unwanted attention.

[propatriamori]

[Can you even imagine the vibrations something like that would set off? It would be spectacular!]

I imagine if we did it within the protection of the convoy it would be fine. Perhaps we should wait until Nirvana, though.

[purplexing]

Yeah, probably better that way.

...but hey, when we manage to save this world, maybe we can hold one big demolition derby in celebration.